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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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