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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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