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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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