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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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