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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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