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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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