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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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