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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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