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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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