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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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