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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖
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