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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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