Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.