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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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