Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.