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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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