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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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