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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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