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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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