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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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