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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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