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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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