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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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