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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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