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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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