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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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