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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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