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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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