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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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