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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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