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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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