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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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