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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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