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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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