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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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