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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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