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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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