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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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