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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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