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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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