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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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