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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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