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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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