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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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