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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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