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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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