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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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