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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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