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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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