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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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