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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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