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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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